Books with author Indrek S Einberg

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss the sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today!Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 7 Year Old Should Know!

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!**Newsflash**Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today.Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!**News Flash** Don't miss the brand new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 7 Year Old Should Know!

How do strict bees punish their children?With bees whacks!What’s the wrong way to hold your pen?Write side up!Why do weightlifters make great parents?Because they don’t like to put you down!What's the loudest sound at a birdwatchers' picnic?Swallows!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 8 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with funny jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.

What happened when the wig-maker crashed his car?The hair bags went off!What animal comes just before seagull in the dictionary?Beagle!What do you get if you mix three volcanoes, two meteorites and one tsunami?A recipe for disaster!What type of sand sticks words together?Ampersand!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 9 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with hysterical jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.